Trump was an undercover FBI agent raping underage girls so he wouldn’t blow his cover.

I don’t have a doubt in my mind Trump’s mayonnaise brain might now think this is true. Him and reality have never really got along.

America is basically “I got mine, fuck you” and “others don’t deserve a thing because reasons” all the way down.

It’s like a snake eating it’s own tail.

neither of us EVER drank from a garden hose, it just tastes fucking disgusting.

100 percent!

Dumb kids of all generations drink from the garden hose.

The smart ones go inside and get it from the kitchen (or disconnect the hose and drink directly from the tap which tastes perfectly fine)

Shush.

First rule about Gen X, we don’t remember about Gen X.

I hope Trump is the last Boomer President.

It’s like the boomers last gasp to really fuck EVERYTHING up once and for all.