But I thought the Tim Apple donation to the trump inauguration was supposed to curry enough favor to avoid this.

ThisIsMySurpisedFace.jpg.

I mean, most microwaves will recognize base 10 seconds. I can put 0:90 on mine and it will go for 1:30.

I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.

I hereby further submit to you that “Dr” Pepper is in fact not a real doctor.

Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽