I couldn’t kind Kentucky Jelly but I did find this, https://tastykitchen.com/recipes/canning/kentucky-bar-fight-jam/

Back in the day the local Chinese food and Pizzerias would send a dude for free if you ordered enough and you just tipped them.

It’s not really a new thing and definitely a necessity on occasion.

These new gig models are becoming parasites and using them is painful to some.

Not yet

and he obviously skips leg day

First command, “ hey yo Frankie babyyy, get ovah he-ya!”

Classic

You mean, dunk a shane.

Call me. Will ya?

Bearing her 5th child most likely.

Answer: not enough. Sub-sub-thought: of those people, how many open the door at 0:01 to avoid the bell?