No shit?

Close enough

But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!

The world championships were actually in Uruguay in 98

That’s the Kansas state motto

Pray for the best, plan for the worst.

Gonna have to ask my great aunty to pass on a query for me.

I’m with you. Just say that you have a thing in the French Riviera or some shit and won’t be back in time. Here’s a $35 Walmart gift card.

Red 3 + Lead + Angel Dust = purple stuff

100% kick-ass

Clearly. Forrest Gump there as dad is a dead giveaway.

I couldn’t kind Kentucky Jelly but I did find this, https://tastykitchen.com/recipes/canning/kentucky-bar-fight-jam/

Back in the day the local Chinese food and Pizzerias would send a dude for free if you ordered enough and you just tipped them.

It’s not really a new thing and definitely a necessity on occasion.

These new gig models are becoming parasites and using them is painful to some.

Not yet

and he obviously skips leg day

First command, “ hey yo Frankie babyyy, get ovah he-ya!”

Classic

You mean, dunk a shane.

Call me. Will ya?

Bearing her 5th child most likely.