My kid uses it very liberally.

Condolences rescinded with extreme prejudice. I hope they have bad luck and a lot of life insurance willed to you.

Condolences to your dear mother.

I’m so busy that I am desperately avoiding burnout by taking a moment to shoot the breeze.

By all accounts I’ve heard, the man has no sense of humour at all and scarcely ever find anything funny. Fact is, we’re in this mess because he can’t take a joke.

This definitely feels like a job for a professional family therapist.

He’s laughing at them. He feels so safe.

Okay folks, I’ve got the pallet of conical hats with the word DUNCE on them, everyone surprised by this please form an orderly queue.

We’ve got prison at home

Nukes: Nobody is as doomed as all of us.

Do I need to buy a billboard to advertise the concept of not being a complete dipshit

Shareholders will surely love it when we treat high end professionals like shit

Enter the Gungeon theme begins

How’s it feel to be a corpo in a dystopian sci-fi world while playing Cyberpunk?

I am one too but playing that game must be such a weird vibe.

Part of why I love WFH. Tired? Set a timer and play for a little bit then right back to work. Still tired, but at least not completely sad.

Hell these days I’m just excited if my kid lets me sleep all night. Yesterday was up since 3 am.

Keep saying it, you’re only offending reactionaries and tankies - and it is not even their goal to be happy, as near as anyone can tell.

Look, just because we’re practically feral doesn’t make this a seppo thing. They were probably just sick from eating American food, and couldn’t see a doctor because hhh okay look, it’s called the fundamental attribution error, betting money says whatever happened there it was highly situational.

… Unless this was a truck stop toilet, those are pocket dimensions where God has no power and Satan is too scared to invade.

This is so imbalanced and vague.

People used to go full on Rainman designing these CYOAs.

It’s just incredibly tired, why are some of us so committed

Fucking Ted