Gates9@sh.itjust.works

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Cake day: March 10th, 2025

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

"Seriously, I'm good, give me my keys bro."

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"Seriously, I'm good, give me my keys bro."

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours ago

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“THE FBI HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THE SO-CALLED ‘CLITORIS’ EXISTS, AND HAS CONCLUDED THAT ASSERTIONS TO THE OPPOSITE ARE SIMPLY MORE FAKE NEWS PUBLISHED BY THE FAILING LIBERAL MEDIA!!!”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

“THE FBI HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THE SO-CALLED ‘CLITORIS’ EXISTS, AND HAS CONCLUDED THAT ASSERTIONS TO THE OPPOSITE ARE SIMPLY MORE FAKE NEWS PUBLISHED BY THE FAILING LIBERAL MEDIA!!!”

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“THE FBI HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE THAT THE SO-CALLED ‘CLITORIS’ EXISTS, AND HAS CONCLUDED THAT ASSERTIONS TO THE OPPOSITE ARE SIMPLY MORE FAKE NEWS PUBLISHED BY THE FAILING LIBERAL MEDIA!!!”

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Gates9@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Oh Jesus he is cooked
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“I love uneducated people”

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

"Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin' my way to freedom!"

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"Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin' my way to freedom!"

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THUS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”
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False alarm

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THUS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”
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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THUS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

“WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THUS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”

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“WE HAVE ARRIVED AT THE STRIP CLUB AND ARE INVESTIGATING AND CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS IN ORDER TO LOCATE THE TITTIES, WHICH HAVE THUS FAR EVADED OUR DETECTION…”

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS.."
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https://www.c-span.org/event/senate-committee/fbi-director-kash-patel-testifies-at-oversight-hearing/436283

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS.."

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“REGARDING THE SEARCH EFFORTS FOR MY DICK: SINCE I DIRECTED FBI PERSONNEL TO TURN THE LIGHTS ON, OUR AGENTS HAVE MADE A SECOND PASS AT THE TARGET AREA WHICH YIELDED MINIMAL AND INCONCLUSIVE RESULTS.."

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

I WANNA PRAY AT YOUR WAILING WALL, BABY

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I WANNA PRAY AT YOUR WAILING WALL, BABY

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”
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NOW YOU’RE COOKIN’, JABRONI!!!”

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”
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“Oh mistah Trump, I do declayah…Yoah so…Fo’hwahd…”

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”
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“Oh mister Trump…You’re so…Forward…”

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Gates9@sh.itjust.worksOPtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”
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They say it’s pronounced “Wiking”

https://blackribbonaward.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/giphy.gif?w=500

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”

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“TO THE PERPETRATORS WHO STOLE MY ASS: I HAVE BOTH HANDS ENGAGED IN FINDING IT AND YOU WILL SOON FACE THE FULL FORCE OF THE LAW!!!”

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Gates9@sh.itjust.works to

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

"THE CRIME OF PUTTING SHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"

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"THE CRIME OF PUTTING SHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days ago

Gates9@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come
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Gates9@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come
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Gates9@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump posted this in Truth.
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See the directors cut or don’t bother

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Gates9@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Trump posted this in Truth.
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15 days ago
Drag ‘em through the garden

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Gates9@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•production line
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Mmmmm, drones

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

"Now pendejo, shall we shee what short of shwordsman you've become?"

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"Now pendejo, shall we shee what short of shwordsman you've become?"

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

It's an "Everybody Shut Up" kinda day

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It's an "Everybody Shut Up" kinda day

Gates9@sh.itjust.works to

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."

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"Pilot had to dive aggressively to avoid midair collision over Burbank airport."

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Back up off my nuts

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Back up off my nuts

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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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