If only 99.9% weren’t corrupt bastards

They’re already putting porn behind a government firewall in many red states. They’re coming for everyone else now.

They’re all businesses. They want money above everything and everyone else.

Maid Marian awakened something in me as a kid

Laid it out for you.

Likewise, if someone genuinely apologizes and tries to make it right, stop shitting on them. Too many people view apologies as weakness and admitting fault for events that are sometimes out of your hands.

I have never played Five Nights at Freddy’s, but I enjoyed the rule 34.

Army of Darkness screen grab?

It’s mildly infuriating

We have options. They aren’t all pleasant options, nor am I advocating them. But we have options.

I feel attacked.

Thong guy?

🎶 Would you like to swing on a star… 🎵

Ice Pirates, Hudson Hawk, and Mario Bros are my favorite bad movies.

I like to imagine Bob Hoskins was a fun drunk

Are you positive?

Vibrating hand.

Melania’s personal trainer

Can one be an ascetosexual?

In my most shameful days, Subway (when it was good) ran 2 footlongs for $10. I felt terrible (emotionally), but I loved it