Watches video… Oh, oh no. To no-one’s surprise, he’s a nazi.

"My heart goes out… " Non-nazis hate this one weird trick. How gullible does he think people are.

My main was on fmhy. That got nuked so I browsed using this acct. Then made another alt. The mods here are in a constant state of clarity, it’s pretty good.

This is the generous interpretation and the one I’m picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.

I can even understand “k” as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? “I understand, I’m calling the police now” or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.

I could even understand it being a “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” response. Executive function is gone, here’s a “k” while I melt.

Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.

Alright, a bread sandwich is interesting. Now I love me some bread, but doesn’t the distinction between loaf 1 and loaf 2 get lost in all the breadyness? If they want a hybrid loaf they probably make those. I suppose at 4 they’re not making themselves, but the bread maker… you… might.

I thought I loved bread, perhaps I merely enjoy it.

Bread is my favourite carb, and it isn’t close. I had a period in my teens of sandwiching everything. Chili? Sandwich. Curry? Sammich. Stews? You guessed it: big mess.

The sandman audiobooks were so good. I don’t expect they’ll be finished now, if they were, I don’t expect I’d be buying them.

Facebook does the same tracking and data harvesting. Is Facebook up to be banned? It isn’t the tracking and data harvesting.

Person 1: I think it’s because the tracking and data harvesting

Person 2: that’s an obvious lie (see above)

You: I think aliens did it

Absolute legend. Know that you have introduced great joy into the world this day!

You didn’t lend it to me, don’t check. My fiancée found a couple of knorks in the same style, because she’s long suffering. She flatly refused buying them for daily use though. Some people hate progress I swear. So I’m looking for dining table appropriate aesthetics, despite us not having a dining room table.

“Do you wanna know how I got theses scars?! Google spife” roll credits

Does anyone know where I could get a knork and spife set? We’re too lazy to grab a knife from the draw so just use the side of the regular utensils anyways