Salve arancium, placere dimitte nobis! …?

Well, at least wait until it’s part of the law requiring all businesses to use it as formal greetings.

Ok, I get that, but also eww, talk to humans? … to recharge?

I just go redistribute some meme wealth by stealing them from meme-havers to spread the joy to the meme-challenged.
It ain’t much but it’s honest work.

Never been to a furry&leaffy con, have you?

Harder!
I mean, yes, you don’t have to, but it would be pretty cool if you did.

Well, jizz wouldn’t be the accurate term then, but you gotta keep them interested, right?

But I would try to keep it accurate, after all, trees are just a kind of furry (leaffy?). Just look how juicy their juices are.

Or this jizzery: youtube/AlmH_33QCu8

Just indiscriminately jizz in the air, all over yourself and your lovers kilometres away … and make anything in between breathe it.

But after a few 100 million years some invertebrate cucks offered (their faces and asses) to personally transport the jizz to suitable partners, so you can do that now if you are into it.

I mean, both humans and animal flirt like all of the panels.

Plants on the other hand are more kinky.

The human payers are always the most evil thing by far in games.

Killed a bunch of monsters? In that cave/dungeon where they live? That you just went there to genocide? And loot all the things?
Yeah, hell doesn’t deserve a foul soul like ours.

Bcs kids like to experiment and grow, the dangers involved (as a side effect!!) being to them, not systemic risks to whole countries and the world.

If I did extreme sports as a kid my grandma wouldn’t get radicalised from my money spent on that.
If I support a shitty app from a shitty corp my grandma could get a higher chance of seeing shitty one-sided news of just whatever is profitable to that corp.

Doing anything affects the world around you, so doing something that affects everyone & saying that you like the ‘danger’ doesn’t make sense bcs it’s not primarily towards you.

Thats why the problem ‘if you click this button you get a million monies but a random person is killed’ wasn’t made to debate the “danger” but rather morals of such a decision.

This is a 3am-sort-of-pain one must endure in order to see another episode.
(Dang skip-into not working every time)

“and the intro is still shit today in the year 2042, only second to the outro of the same show”

[adjusts shirt right after adjusting said shirt]

Lol, this explanation is about as plausible as the “threat” of strangers offering me free drugs (which I must definitely say no to, rofl).

Ffs, money really is evil, and more monies are more evil.

Just imagine using your money not in exchange for getting even more money …

Anything that feeds on itself is bound to be sinister.

Just promote and support loops, ya bastard.

Money.

You heretic.
(Also maybe play Heretic too.)

To handle furries better, smart, I just use work gloves tho.

Lol, yeah, bcs they are afraid of the unlubricated dildo of financial consequences.