“And if you turn it sideways it works like a mouse”

“Okay”

Why are we talking about this more than that?

He’s only doing what he’s doing because of the smart evil that got him where he is though.

Smart evil is so much scarier than stupid evil.

Fuck yeah Canada. More of this please.

Private business

• that everyone needs to live
• that can’t profit without subsidies
• that has no competitors in its market
• that has growth potential defined strictly by external factors

It’s insane that this isn’t nationalized immediately. Privatizing it in the first place is the work of people who are corrupt as hell, inhumanly evil, dumb as rocks, or, most likely, all of the above.

The game has changed to paying Nazis for Internet now.

Wave can stay dead though. I’m okay with that.

Google has sucked for a very long time. They’re greedy, monopolistic sociopaths that scrubbed “don’t be evil” from their principles pretty much the second there was a buck to be had from it.

Obviously. That’s what brown people do, right? The clearly authoritative (checks notes) rich white Nazi on TV told me.

Fair enough. How about this?

It’s like letting the SCARY EVIL (mysteriously suddenly nonexistent) IMMIGRANT MEXICAN CARAVAN INVADERS just come in and have the US.

Washington was part of a revolution. This is an invasion. More like Russia should have just let Napoleon have it.

Can we all agree to put that mustache on every picture posted of Elon? Seems like some people aren’t picking up on the subtler points.

That’s gonna be a no from me. There’s a picture halfway down of just how miserable the capture actually is.

No responsible board should sell as much as a paper clip to this sociopathic weenis piss baby.

Same here so it’s not just you. I switched to Disney+ and it worked though.

No, you work 40 hours a week to bail out unsustainable businesses, give tax breaks to billionaires, clean up unpunished pollution, and support the infrastructure that allows corporations to pay starvation wages for 40 hour work weeks instead of living wages.

Get fucked! 🫡

I had a lit professor once who would do oral quizzes on the reading but anyone with half a brain could get literally 140% on them without doing the reading since he’d also give extra credit questions.

The first time through the quiz one day, he asked something like “Who killed Achilles? A: Paris. B: London. C: Berlin.” Then later, when repeating the question, he said “A: Paris. B: Berlin. C: London.” Process of elimination.

I’m not even kidding about the city names.

On top of that, even if he didn’t give it away in the question, you just had to wait until he read off an answer and suddenly the entire class started writing. Dead giveaway.

- Michael Scott