Haven’t thought about that movie in a while…

Did you ever learn to play an instrument?

It’ll be exactly like y2k or 2012…

Yo sign me up 867-5309

Waving at the audience with a very special Hitler wave…

He’s always been a pest to society…

Perfectly balanced game…

I’ve witnessed HR block exceptionally talented candidates because they believe they aren’t a good fit for the company culture…I’m in IT no one’s cares about the culture when critical infrastructure goes down and HR has zero clue about our culture in IT.

It’s OK for me to use AI, but you job hunters better not?!?!?!

I know some people who express their same story somewhere between ashamed and proudly…

I’ve smoked crack on Adderall and once on meth…wouldn’t recommend it’s just a bit too much both times I wanted to leave the house so bad but I knew I’d get myself in trouble because I felt like a mixture of Jesus Christ and the Hulk, nothing and no once could’ve stopped me…in my mind.

Being a free range human has its perks…it’s the way we are meant to be

Yeah, but I bet he doesn’t say it right to their screens…

Pumpkin Ceed cause of death…cuddles.

In all seriousness, I’m sorry that happened.

The old ladies at the retirement home looked real innocent before they started grabbing my ass 20 years ago…not gonna lie the old British lady who would play with her pearl necklace after grabbing my ass was kinda adorable.