Tariff the globe, deport 1/3 of the country, reverse foreign tech bans…

There’s a lot to do ‘on day one’.

Yes. For about 18 hours yesterday.

TikTok’s fate in the U.S. now lies in the hands of President-elect Donald Trump, who originally favored a TikTok ban during his first administration

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Trump began to speak more favorably of TikTok after he met in February with billionaire Republican megadonor Jeff Yass. Yass is a major ByteDance investor who also owns a stake in the owner of Truth Social, Trump’s social media platform.

Stop the ban or we’ll burn your own platform to the ground.

Twist the tigers tale 10 times and get bitten.

Most creatures: don’t twist the tigers tail.

Us: …what about 9 twists…?

I was gonna say; not a lot of other creatures setup industrial farms… If you want to survive as a plant species, making humans like you isn’t a terrible strategy.

If you install nets just below rooftop edges to catch jumpers… What stops them jumping down to the net, then jumping from the net?

Six hundred and one PM.

“now that you mention it; that sounds like a lot of fun”

Meh, Australia already has quite a bit of American military presence.

It’s called Texas Instruments… This was inevitable.

Make lemon-nades.

Sometimes I was too lazy to finish my laundry today, but now I need bedding… Take out the spare sheet and suffer re-folding the one that’s in the washing, tomorrow.

Putting them back on the bed is easy; it’s folding them for later that’s black magic fuckery