It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

Nuh uh, Dr.Strange said this is the only one where we win.

Why did you give your emoji those eyes?

Did the pilot go down with the plane?

As someone who uses thread how do you guys sew stuff?

Yeah let’s see if they keep this up. In a few weeks they’ll cave in and say, “Well we want to keep people informed”.

Being the youngest allows you to be a dick?

Did they actually release new gameplay footage? The delays and Ubisoft trying to sell had me worried.

Did he have a Patreon or something?

DJI probably wants to avoid lawsuits. I can imagine anyone caught flying in these zones can blame their software.

Jesus of Nazareth