I am melon lord!

With extra steps.

While not as bad, my dad is kind of like that with phones. I installed Linux mint and honestly as long as the same ginormous Firefox icon (which I told him was the internet and YouTubes - same as windows) is around, he can still get to his karaoke and YouTube videos.

On my side I know it is pretty much impossible for him to get a malicious executable now, every few weeks we do upgrades when I visit which are a lot faster than windows updates.

You think at&t is protecting you from hackers? ISPs are notorious for using crap routers and wifi devices which they charge an arm and leg for. ISPs literally had default passwords that can be guessed (many of them still do), used outdated protocols that were prone to brute force attacks or simply fail to compete with even the most basic DD-WRT, Open-WRT or other custom firmaware.

Slowly since glass pipes tend to break.

Nice try Timothée Hal Chalamet.

That would make too much sense. Plausible.

I can’t believe Frosted Flakes was/is legal to sell and advertise to kids with a mascot.

Lemmy was pretty sparse on posts not that long ago. Time can help.

Same State for car emission standards as well. Too bad our cities are shit holes because of all the car infrastructure though.