“Did I kill the Internet and therefore my profits? Please fix it, governments!” Asshole.

I mean, those all sound like good ways to answer. Sometimes a single word response just isn’t sufficient.

Peter?

Who TF is looking at YT in the shower? Bro, wash off, rub one out and dry off. You need at least like 30 seconds a day away from your screen. They didn’t water protect your phone so you could doomscroll instead of washing your ass.

I feel like more people should know that letting people know your message is read is optional. Same with letting them see that you’re typing.

That’s the lie though. .99 of us would just pay the five bucks. They’ve been playing that game for like 200 years, we get it. It’s stupid. Yet for some reasons gas stations charge us $3.2999 like bro what

Nah fam. I don’t care if you like tartar, that image is a war crime.