5…6…7…8… this idea is not so great!

Custom: -100%

The lack of quality control may the the only believable part.

I would like to be your friend please

What about an empty ceiling?

LAN parties were always a great place to hang out.

Tariffs on oil and microchips, should make a nice dent in cost of living.

Bloke who had a Nazi salute happen at the podium during his inauguration suddenly concerned about anti semitism in the specific context of people protesting. Right.

Omg I’ve had it wrong all these years

Somebody set us up the Trump

Speaking on behalf of all defendants at the trial’s opening statements, Stevens argued they held a reasonable belief that God would heal the child. The defendants all represented themselves and each spoke on their own behalf during the closing statements.

Burns urged them all to get lawyers before they are sentenced.

Stretching the definition of reasonable to breaking point.

Corporations at some time: Doing whatever they think will make them more money

Corporations at other time: Doing whatever they think will make them more money

Well… almost everything

You must reject the evidence of your eyes.

Peace out peasants, oh btw there’s an oligarchy. Anyway laters.

My one regret is that I have but one life to slack

Man, what a tired talking point. Obviously the banks will just repossess the properties and sell them all to Aquaman.

/s

Light a fire inside a big snowman? I don’t have igloo what you’re talking about.

How did I fail to behold that ><

What do you call a beholder with one eye?