Seriously? Lol. I’m sure all the Kimmel fans can’t wait to see that.

The lunatics are running the asylum.

They were going to do that anyway. And something like this was pretty much inevitable with the way Trump’s been running things. It’s all part of the plan.

As far as I’ve been able to figure out, the kid was neither right nor left, just fucked in the head.

Sometimes, taking to yourself is the only way to get an intelligent conversation.

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That pic on the moon looks pretty well lit to me.

They apparently want you to do anything except pay attention to the fucking road.

To fight a slime monster, one must summon a slime monster.

Especially Brother Theodore.

That’s a weird loo. :)

Put the seat and the lid down before flushing.

He liked to parade around under a sign that said ‘change my mind’. He never had any intention of changing his mind about anything, and would use any disingenuous argument he could come up with to avoid it. He was a complete charlatan, and it baffles me how he got so popular.

Edit: sorry, it was ‘Prove Me Wrong’, but the point stands.

I don’t recall him ever showing any sympathy for anyone, either.

A roll of the dice could replace CEOs.

I care as much about his kids as he did for the victims of school shootings that he said were an acceptable sacrifice in exchange for the ‘god given right’* to own guns. If he cared about his kids he would have kept his head down and made an honest living instead of being a lying dumbfuck shit-stirrer for money. They’re better off without his toxic influence.

• If any one ever starts talking about ‘god given rights’, look for the nearest exit. Those people are nuts.

I’m sure there’s way more than only two examples, but I’ll be fucked if I’m going to wade through his nonsense to find them.