Morph9@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI need a ticket... fast! 😨lemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up1668arrow-down17
arrow-up1661arrow-down1external-linkI need a ticket... fast! 😨lemmy.zipMorph9@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square23fedilink
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoWell, if you don’t have one, you’d better have your ass ready!
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoGood, because if it wasn’t, there’d be trouble.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoRelax, don’t do it When you want to sock it to it
minus-squareLog in | Sign up@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 month agoWait, are ticket inspectors allowed to slap customers’ asses if they don’t have their tiokets or asses ready? Asking for a friend.
Well, if you don’t have one, you’d better have your ass ready!
my ass was born ready!
Good, because if it wasn’t, there’d be trouble.
Relax, don’t do it
When you want to sock it to it
Wait, are ticket inspectors allowed to slap customers’ asses if they don’t have their tiokets or asses ready? Asking for a friend.