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The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

The new airpods pro will support live translation.

There’s also a documentary about it on netflix. I wasn’t aware there was a lot of legal drama behind it.

That’s also the same reaction I have when I suddenly stand up and a sharp pain on my lower back hits.

Oh that pasta went through the 9 circles of hell alright.

Were you ever checked for thyroid issues? I had a bout with hyperthyroidism a few years back and I was losing weight even when I was eating like crazy.

Somone hit me with one fact please, I want to learn something new today.

That’s why I have several plain white and black shirts that I rotate throughout the week for video meetings, so I look the same every time. If some takes a screenshot, you won’t be able to tell what day it was just by looking at what I was wearing.

I’m an nba fan and I went from watching players 15 years older than me to players 20 years younger than me.

And when you comment on the post asking how much, they respond with “DM for price”.

That’s the town’s resident crazy cowboy who hangs out by the inn hallucinating a duel with a lizard and talking to some sort of possum.

Yep. We call some of our neighbors:

• Boy-next-door (he’s actually a dude in his 50s)
• Stilgar (because he kinda resembles Javier Bardem’s Stilgar)
• Boom boom house (because they have those obnoxious subwoofers in their car and you can hear them coming from a mile away)
• Barn house (because the paint color of their house makes it look like a barn)
• Young couple (they look like our age and have no kids, although I think we’re pretty much older than them)
• Karen (no explanation needed. We all have the neighborhood Karen. Thankfully she’s several streets away and we only feel her presence in the neighborhood group chat)

I installed Mint on an old laptop and had sound issues with external speakers. Spent 30 mins trouble shooting until I realized there was something with the port that if you fully pushed in the aux cable, it went in too much and the contacts don’t fully meet. There was a sweet spot where the cord is plugged in correctly but not pushed in too much.

Only thing I can think of is a deep fried spring roll can be pretty sharp at the edges and can tear the delicate skin there.

I was on linkedin last night and saw Canonical is actually hiring and there are a lot of open positions.

I once went to a ramen restaurant that had broth so umami that the back of my neck hurt afterwards and I was drowsy. Sodium overload basically. It was so good though. Never experienced that again on the countless other ramen restaurants I’ve been to.

I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.

One silver lining from the pandemic was that fist bumps became more common in lieu of handshakes. Some people’s hands can be filthy.

There are actual portable bidet products you can buy online.