

There’s more than one style of tar pit. In this case you obviously wouldn’t want to use an endless maze style.
What you want to do in this case is send them through an HA proxy that would redirect them on user agent, whenever they come in as Claude you send them over to a box running on a Wanem process at modem speeds.
They’ll immediately realize they’ve got a hug of death going on and give up.
Quite a few model years of Synology were stricken with a network transceiver issue where they would just stop talking randomly.
I have two WD-EX4’s and the six bay Synology, and none of them have the kind of uptime I get out of my unraid.
If you want something rock solid I would probably scratch build a box with truenas