Well, was it a photo of an adult tooth or a baby tooth? Adult teeth are too mature for the younguns.

I have perpetually looked like I’m 12 since 2008. That’s the most common number people always give me when they guess my age. I’m so sure an AI would somehow guess correctly.

I don’t think the guns should be on the shelf to begin with.

I breathed while driving by a university, next thing I knew I was a full fledged communist.

Trump made it great, but Biden and woke already made it so un-great that the greatness hasn’t all trickled down yet.

We just got it because one person in the house has Celiac disease, and it was supposed to be good for people with that.

If I had a popular YouTube channel, I’d definitely do this for Magic Spoon after it made everyone in my house violently sick.

I think the last normal year was either 2012 or 2013.